I hate you all and I want to go home

[Starts out as voice]

FUCKINGSONOFABITCH! I wasn't even near the fucking thing! I spend the last two damn weeks trying to avoid the thing like the plague and I get shocked from across the fucking room.

So yeah, it's going to be valentine's day in a few days. How exciting. It's just a greeting card holiday anyway. It's not like I can be with the person I'd want to be with. Or even give Ellen something .... or my grandmother. I hate this fucking place.

( private )

Oh, guys, meet Corny. He's kinda like my best friend from home. He'll be staying with us. Probably rooming with you Arthur. Since, two guys and three girls seems like a logical split and all.

Anyway, he's cool, just don't piss him off before he gets his coffee .... kinda like me in that department.

( Written on a piece of paper in the apartment, crumpled, edges burned and then crumpled again and thrown near a pile of trash. )