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[Voice/typed]
[Bzzzzzzzt. Have a Kaye sounding annoyed.]
Shit! Yet another good reason not to have a cell.
[Typed]
Alternative uses for the comms
1. A really shitty bi-weekly alarm clock
2. Joy buzzer
3. Cat toy
4. Whoopie cushion
5. Vibrator
6. Back massager
7. An alarm for someone else
8. Family fun night toy
Now you know.
Shit! Yet another good reason not to have a cell.
[Typed]
Alternative uses for the comms
1. A really shitty bi-weekly alarm clock
2. Joy buzzer
3. Cat toy
4. Whoopie cushion
5. Vibrator
6. Back massager
7. An alarm for someone else
8. Family fun night toy
Now you know.