pixistix: (Finger hearts)
[Bzzzzzzzt. Have a Kaye sounding annoyed.]

Shit! Yet another good reason not to have a cell.


[Typed]

Alternative uses for the comms
1. A really shitty bi-weekly alarm clock
2. Joy buzzer
3. Cat toy
4. Whoopie cushion
5. Vibrator
6. Back massager
7. An alarm for someone else
8. Family fun night toy

Now you know.

Date: 2009-09-29 01:21 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] almostpuritan.livejournal.com
You forgot doorstop.

Date: 2009-09-29 01:38 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] piskiestix.livejournal.com
I was aiming for just while it's buzzing.

Date: 2009-09-29 01:42 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] almostpuritan.livejournal.com
Point. It could make a decent doorbell, then.

Date: 2009-09-29 01:46 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] piskiestix.livejournal.com
How would we rig it to make noise though?

Date: 2009-09-29 01:47 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] almostpuritan.livejournal.com
Don't update, then make it muffled until someone knocks?

Date: 2009-09-29 01:48 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] piskiestix.livejournal.com
The vibrating door would probably make them scream.

Date: 2009-09-29 01:51 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] almostpuritan.livejournal.com
Not very dedicated visitors, are they?

Date: 2009-09-29 01:55 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] piskiestix.livejournal.com
Guess they didn't really want their cup of sugar.

Date: 2009-09-29 01:57 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] almostpuritan.livejournal.com
Oh well. More for us to save up for the cake.

Date: 2009-09-29 02:06 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] almostpuritan.livejournal.com
I'm Kate Todd, by the way. You?

Date: 2009-09-29 02:20 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] piskiestix.livejournal.com
Kaye Fierch.

Date: 2009-09-29 10:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
[...]

A vibrator? [wtf is that]

Date: 2009-09-30 12:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
[........................]

Date: 2009-09-30 12:35 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
[. . .]

Date: 2009-09-30 12:36 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
[..................................................................]

Re: done

Date: 2009-09-30 01:46 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] piskiestix.livejournal.com
With you, I'd believe that.

Do you have sex at least?

Date: 2009-09-30 01:49 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
...How is that any of your business?

Date: 2009-09-30 01:52 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] piskiestix.livejournal.com
If you don't have sex then it's going to be harder to expain what a vibrator is.

Date: 2009-09-30 01:54 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
[........]

I don't want to know.

Date: 2009-09-30 02:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] piskiestix.livejournal.com
I think you just figured it out.

Date: 2009-09-30 02:02 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] pissedkitty.livejournal.com
... [Actually, he hasn't, sob]

Date: 2009-09-30 02:10 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] piskiestix.livejournal.com
[That's because he doesn't have sex ... or think about it. Poor Fuuma.]

..... you still don't know what it is do you?

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