[Voice/typed]

[pixistix]

[Bzzzzzzzt. Have a Kaye sounding annoyed.]

Shit! Yet another good reason not to have a cell.


[Typed]

Alternative uses for the comms
1. A really shitty bi-weekly alarm clock
2. Joy buzzer
3. Cat toy
4. Whoopie cushion
5. Vibrator
6. Back massager
7. An alarm for someone else
8. Family fun night toy

Now you know.

Comments

[almostpuritan.livejournal.com]

You forgot doorstop.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

I was aiming for just while it's buzzing.

[almostpuritan.livejournal.com]

Point. It could make a decent doorbell, then.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

How would we rig it to make noise though?

[almostpuritan.livejournal.com]

Don't update, then make it muffled until someone knocks?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

The vibrating door would probably make them scream.

[almostpuritan.livejournal.com]

Not very dedicated visitors, are they?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Guess they didn't really want their cup of sugar.

[almostpuritan.livejournal.com]

Oh well. More for us to save up for the cake.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Good thought.

[almostpuritan.livejournal.com]

I'm Kate Todd, by the way. You?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Kaye Fierch.

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[...]

A vibrator? [wtf is that]

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

What's a vibrator?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

You don't know?

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

I don't.

She totally can't believe she's asking this about a grown man

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Do you masturbate?

Well hey, he only looks what. 16? even though he's like 191 or something lol [1/?]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[........................]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[. . .]

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[..................................................................]

done

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[w-wtf Kaye]

No.

Re: done

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

With you, I'd believe that.

Do you have sex at least?

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

...How is that any of your business?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

If you don't have sex then it's going to be harder to expain what a vibrator is.

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[........]

I don't want to know.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

I think you just figured it out.

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

... [Actually, he hasn't, sob]

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

[That's because he doesn't have sex ... or think about it. Poor Fuuma.]

..... you still don't know what it is do you?