[Voice/typed]

[pixistix]

[Bzzzzzzzt. Have a Kaye sounding annoyed.]

Shit! Yet another good reason not to have a cell.


[Typed]

Alternative uses for the comms
1. A really shitty bi-weekly alarm clock
2. Joy buzzer
3. Cat toy
4. Whoopie cushion
5. Vibrator
6. Back massager
7. An alarm for someone else
8. Family fun night toy

Now you know.

Comments

Re: done

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

With you, I'd believe that.

Do you have sex at least?

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

...How is that any of your business?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

If you don't have sex then it's going to be harder to expain what a vibrator is.

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

[........]

I don't want to know.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

I think you just figured it out.

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

... [Actually, he hasn't, sob]

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

[That's because he doesn't have sex ... or think about it. Poor Fuuma.]

..... you still don't know what it is do you?