A dustland faerietale

[As always with Ceicl's post-its they're all over his room, so anyone can really see them. Each new line is on a new post it.]

Good morning starshine

Your name is Cecil

I'm Kaye.

You think I'm awesome.

Your girlfriend is Rika

She's a hot little nine year old

Nice ass and everything

You're in Discedo

Not to be confused with the disco

the disco is not as cool

It's been like, a year

Now that you're remembering things I have some advice for you -

Ways for Cecil to score with Rika:

1. The cheesy excuse - "We could die at any moment"
2. The surprise attack - Take her while she's cooking
3. Sympathy - "I hurt my leg, kiss me~"
4. Get her drunk - She's nine, but she drinks anyway
5. Fake food poisoning - hey, it might work
6. Tell her you'll 'fix her pipes'
7. Score her some booze

Good luck champ

We're all rooting for you.

Someone's got to have a decent love life

You're elected.

I did it. He did it. You did it. We all fucking did it. He killed people. You killed people. I killed him. It doesn't fucking matter. Not to you, not to anyone! He was hurting Corny. He'd hurt me. It doesn't matter because it was still murder, but you don't care. No one fucking cares! You, yeah you with your high morals and your stupid fucking laws. We're not there anymore. They make the laws with their stupid thoughts. Entertaining themselves. It's their fault.

And they're not here.

[ooc: Anyone who sees her can tell that she's been cutting herself. She's got cuts up and down her arms and on her knees.]

[There's a loud bzzt and a scream of the word shit.]

I get it, I get it. This thing's a little bastard, that's what it is. It can't let me heal in peace without shocking the shit out of me.

• Nani, Cecil, Rika and I are going to head over soon. I'm sure the four of them will have a great time.
• Ryoui, I expect you to come over once in a while for coffee or something.
• Daniel, I'm bringing you lunch again tomorrow, how are things going?
• Oh, and Roderich, are you settled in alright?


Alright, I'm good, I'm grand, I'm not getting zapped anymore. I'm going to rest my fucking arm now.
[/voice]

[Private to Kamui]

You're a vampire? You never said, are you alright?

[/private to Kamui]

( private )

( Private to Corny )

( Private )

Hey Cecil, don't do anything stupid in there or I'll kick your ass. The man won't let me bail you out. I'll try to think of something.

Hey, what's the worst they can do to you, kill you? That's, really not funny Kaye.