A dustland faerietale

This place was actually kind of ... nice for a change. With all the Christmas stuff and the New Years stuff. I wonder if that makes it 2003 or older or younger. I mean ... do we even know what year it is here? All I know is it's new.

The news turned on. Something's coming. River, don't go out and almost get yourself killed this time, alright?

Oh, guys, we've got a new person again. His name's Yuri. Don't try to kill him in his sleep.