A dustland faerietale

[As always with Ceicl's post-its they're all over his room, so anyone can really see them. Each new line is on a new post it.]

Good morning starshine

Your name is Cecil

I'm Kaye.

You think I'm awesome.

Your girlfriend is Rika

She's a hot little nine year old

Nice ass and everything

You're in Discedo

Not to be confused with the disco

the disco is not as cool

It's been like, a year

Now that you're remembering things I have some advice for you -

Ways for Cecil to score with Rika:

1. The cheesy excuse - "We could die at any moment"
2. The surprise attack - Take her while she's cooking
3. Sympathy - "I hurt my leg, kiss me~"
4. Get her drunk - She's nine, but she drinks anyway
5. Fake food poisoning - hey, it might work
6. Tell her you'll 'fix her pipes'
7. Score her some booze

Good luck champ

We're all rooting for you.

Someone's got to have a decent love life

You're elected.