More blueballs for Kaye

[pixistix]

For the love of god. Not this shit again. Watch, Christmas night it'll be the fucking feast and ghosts again. This place is starting to get predictable, and annoying and ... Dammit, where's the broom?

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[fuck-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

This happened before?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, last year.

[fuck-mistletoe.livejournal.com]

...I wonder if I mentioned that I really, really hate this place. Oh well, could be worse. At least those two aren't here. I'd never have any peace.

Guess you've cheered up a little though.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Most people do.

No, not really. I'm just pissed at the scientists more.

[musical-wings.livejournal.com]

This has happened before?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, last year.

[rules_the_north]

Feast and ghosts?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

[rules_the_north]

What happened?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

They gave us this assload of food, which was nice, but then we ended up seeing shit. Ghosts and the future and stuff.

[followvoices.livejournal.com]

Oh, Kaye.

This is her current excuse

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Hey, there are kids in the house ... and Cecil and Rika.

River sees through your excuses, Kaye

[followvoices.livejournal.com]

Cecil and Rika~

[Theyyyy wouldn't mind, hohoho~]

No holiday cheer at all. We have to celebrate with these pagan rituals, in order to include everyone.

They, they aren't excuses! ;_;

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Yeah? What about the athiests?

SURE THEY ARENT

[followvoices.livejournal.com]

Festivus.

I'M FRUSTRATED, OK?! GET MOMMY A BOYFRIEND FOR DISCOMAS!

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

What?

BUT ALL THE BOYS HERE ARE GAY.

[followvoices.livejournal.com]

Festivus.

It's not Christmas.

I KNOW! WE NEED ROIBEN ... andsomestraightmen

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Christmas.

[angelic-lawyer.livejournal.com]

...Broom?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

To knock this shit down.

[angelic-lawyer.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if that would work.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

I can try.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

...doing that all day, are you?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Till I get tired or sick of it, yeah. What, you want to have to kiss Hina ... or the cat?

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

I'm not kissing a cat.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Then help me knock this shit down.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

It's not going to work. It never does.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but beating it to death sure makes me feel better.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

Watching you is amusing enough, thanks. [He's got jokes.]

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Thanks. You're such a helpful friend.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

Just leave them alone and watch where you walk.

I'm taking the shocks.

[voice]

[defendnhills.livejournal.com]

Ghosts? That's ridiculous.

You'd do better with a flamethrower than a broom.

Re: [voice]

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

A lot of things are like that here.

Do you have a flamethrower?

[voice]

[defendnhills.livejournal.com]

No, ma'am. Back home that was Pyro's job, not mine.

Re: [voice]

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Then I guess a broom would have to do. I'd use the sword but it wouldn't be fun without him complaining about it.

Re: [voice]

[defendnhills.livejournal.com]

Be cautious. I hear they are a bit feisty.

Re: [voice]

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

They were last year too.

[wears-a-torc.livejournal.com]

The Feast and Ghosts again?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Yeah, last year.

[princessofmoe.livejournal.com]

...again?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Again. They did it last year too. I wonder if you would have been trying to drag Cecil under these if you hadn't gone home ...

[princessofmoe.livejournal.com]

...oh. I see. It's not a broom, but I think I may have a mop in my room you could use.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Thanks Rika.

[princessofmoe.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

...

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

What?

[pissedkitty.livejournal.com]

Scrooge.

Will you be okay?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Unlike some vampires I know, I don't have a hot boyfriend to take advantage of the situation with.

Yeah. Just going to beat up some mistletoe.