Calm

[pixistix]

This place was actually kind of ... nice for a change. With all the Christmas stuff and the New Years stuff. I wonder if that makes it 2003 or older or younger. I mean ... do we even know what year it is here? All I know is it's new.

The news turned on. Something's coming. River, don't go out and almost get yourself killed this time, alright?

Oh, guys, we've got a new person again. His name's Yuri. Don't try to kill him in his sleep.

Comments

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

I knew you'd ask that, and no, you can't.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

...It was a joke.

I wouldn't ask your permission to kill him.

I'm going to do it anyway.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

You do it and I'll tell Rika that you want to eat her cat.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

Promise? [Because he wants to do it, just to see Rika's reaction.]

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

She'll cry and yell at you. Then you'll never get laid.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

...might I remind you that eleven-year-olds don't have sex?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

You'll get older. And hey, she probably won't make out with you either. Eleven-year-olds make out.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

I don't make out with Rika.

And she'd get over it if I ate her cat.

Plus, who knows if either of us will be here that long.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Don't eat her cat. That's gross.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

They're not that bad.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

You've eaten cat before?

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

Long ago. I don't recall the flavor, but I'm certain it wasn't disgusting.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Don't eat the cats.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

...maybe if Yuri lives.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

I'll kick your ass if you do.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

I can shoot you, you know.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

But you won't.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

...unfortunately.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Fortunately. I think River would kill you.