Zombies coming up the hill. Shoot 'um in the head

[pixistix]

Alright, so let's talk about zombies. How do you kill them? You shoot them in the head. If you have stairs blow them up. Hopefully you've got enough food to last you till the zombie apocalypse is over. Generally there's some virus or a king or something that's causing them. Find them, kick their ass, and you stop the zombies. Oh, and don't let them bite you. You'll turn into a zombie too.

You guys be careful out there.

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Corny would love this. It's like a geek's dream out there. Real live zombies. Alright, undead zombies, but whatever.

Comments

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

Zombies?!

And I just started feeling better, too... I'll never get to build my snowman.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Keep near a clear entrance and you should be fine. I'll help you if you want.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

I can do that... I haven't seen any over here outside the window...

You will? I want to make one with you and Lilith and Gaara!

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Good. Then you should be alright.

Sure. I've met Lilith, but not Gaara.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's good then!

Lilith seems to know everyone. I stay with Gaara at the High School, he's not a big people person. But if we make a snowman together, you can meet him!

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

I seem to be pretty good with the non-sociable. I'm a big fan of one back home.

[ys-cant-die.livejournal.com]

Really? Maybe he'll warm up to you.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

That'd be pretty cool.

[angelic-lawyer.livejournal.com]

You make that sound as if you've had experience fighting zombies.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Not really, but people in my world are pretty fascinated by them. Theres even a survival guide written as if they really exist.

[angelic-lawyer.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see.

All I'm really aware of is various movies and the occasional appearance in boys comics.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Those too.

[angelic-lawyer.livejournal.com]

I've never seen what's interesting about them...

It's rather inconvenient, though.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

They're just kind of fun. Something mindless to keep your mind off whatever shit is going on.

[angelic-lawyer.livejournal.com]

...Even these ones?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Oh, I meant the movies, not zombies themselves.

[angelic-lawyer.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see.

[going-to-change.livejournal.com]

What if it's a virus king?

And why do you need stairs to blow them up?

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could blow up someone else's stairs.

[piskiestix.livejournal.com]

Wait, what's a virus king?